I have namechanged for this as I'm partly embarrassed and partly proud.
In the shower the other day, I felt a painful lump on my vulva, quite high (about an inch and a half from my knicker line. Further investigation showed the lump to be a boil
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Last night I inspected it and it had a little white head on it. I gave it a gentle squeeze and a huge glob of pus shot out and hit the wall. It's possibly the most satisfying thing that's ever happened.
I think I love my vulva boil.