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This is so gross and embarrassing but I need your help. Pics.

31 replies

Namechangernottroll · 22/03/2017 21:41

I have had this now for probably 8 weeks or more. I have tried everything to get rid of it... it normally gets some out every day but never gets any smaller!!! Would I be wasting a GPS time??? Or any other ideas???
It's a boil/ingrown hair/alien (any other ideas?? Herpes??) on my Fanjo.

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LapinR0se · 22/03/2017 21:44

Is it a fanjo nipple? Like a fnipple or a nippjo?
Ok but seriously I can't tell from the photo which body part that is and what size is the thing. Could you put a penny next to it?

Brighteyes27 · 22/03/2017 21:45

Depending how difficult it is to get to and how near your fanjo magnesium sulphate would help draw it out a bit you can get it from chemists and put some on a dressing or bathing it with boiled water. But if really sore and you've had it that long maybe infected so may need to visit GP.

AlistairSim · 22/03/2017 21:46

It looks like an ingrown hair. Have you tried a hot flannel?

Namechangernottroll · 22/03/2017 21:47

It's on my pubic mound up near the top of the knicker line. It's probably about the size of a penny.

It's not painful at all so don't think infected! Will try the tips above

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TheClacksAreDown · 22/03/2017 21:48

Have you tried magnesium sulphate paste? Do check it is suitable for that area first though!

Namechangernottroll · 22/03/2017 21:49

Herafter known as the fanipple.

I do think fanipple started life as an ingrown hair, I've tried hot flannel, tweezers,

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Wishiwasmoiradingle2017 · 22/03/2017 21:51

Sudocrem?

peaceloveandbiscuits · 22/03/2017 21:53

Mag sulph that beast!

Whisky2014 · 22/03/2017 21:54

Why havent you broken thr top open eith tweezers yet?! Get on it!

Namechangernottroll · 22/03/2017 22:00

whisky I've tried that!!!!
Where do I get magnesium sulphate from?! Boots? Holland and Barrett?

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Spam88 · 22/03/2017 22:02

Any pharmacy will sell it

AnyFucker · 22/03/2017 22:05

Don't mess with it ! It will scar.

Whisky2014 · 22/03/2017 22:16

Scar? War wound ;)

Get back to the tweezering!

MygirlKeith · 22/03/2017 22:17

I have exactly the same thing! I'm having a section on Monday though and I'm going to ask them to cut it out 😂

Namechangernottroll · 22/03/2017 22:19

I'm not sure I want fanipple to become a permanent scar... it's bad enough we've been equated for this long! Will try mag sulph tomorrow.

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HecateAntaia · 22/03/2017 22:20

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Namechangernottroll · 22/03/2017 22:20

Acquainted!!!

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HappenstanceMarmite · 22/03/2017 22:34

I've never had any joy with Mag Sulph. Just a sticky mess I find. What am I doing wrong?

Brighteyes27 · 22/03/2017 22:54

You need to leave magnesium sulphate on a goodly while. It used to be great for ingrown leg hairs (due to waxing). Stir it up with something and put a good dollop on a dressing and leave it on awhile I can't remember how long but would think 24 hours so may be difficult to keep dressing dry. Most chemists used to sell it over the counter.

MrsSkeffington · 22/03/2017 22:59

Is it wrong that I envy you

peaceloveandbiscuits · 22/03/2017 23:32

Mag sulph overnight (at least) under a dressing. It's great for splinters, you can sometimes see the splinter on the plaster in the morning! less fun than tweezers though

Lissette · 22/03/2017 23:43

Could it be a nickel allergy to a jeans button?

RiverdaleJughead · 23/03/2017 00:34

Stop squeezing it! It was probably something relatively minimal and the squeezing has caused it to get infected. Get some hydrogen peroxide ?

TheFlyingFauxPas · 02/04/2017 23:35

I had one once. I was telling my mum about it and got it out to show her. Just then it erupted. Like a great, yellow, pussy volcano 💜