At Centre Parcs for half term and in the pool today I saw a bloke with a boil the size of a 2p coin right in the middle of his back [shock]. There was even a big yellow head about the size of a 5p in the centre of it [shock][shock][shock]. If I was his wife I wouldn't have let him go out with that in the middle of his back - I would have squeezed the buggery out of it [grin]. (although it was fascinating to look at I don't think I have it in me to squeeze a strangers boil, tbh the sight of it made me a bit[confused])