Evening fellow sporners. You may or may not remember that back in May I developed a really terrific boil where the waistband of my pants sits, that erupted in spectacular almost immediately after I gave birth to my second baby.
I had hoped that Fred Second Head as I named him would return due to a residual hard lump, alas only disappointing small amounts of fluid have been forthcoming.
BUT! I've not felt very well since yesterday. And this evening I felt a very sharp and familiar pain. Old Fred has only gone and popped up somewhere else. His original home is now a sort of purple scar. I'd say this time he's moved in about two inches lower- smack in the middle of Pube Town. I've had a cursory squeeze and he's not quite ready yet but he hurts and throbs like a motherfucker- just like last time.
Due to his new address being in a rather graphic region, I'm not keen to take photos of him. However I intend to keep this post up to date and promise photographs of whatever gunk he spits out this time. There was loads last time.
Is this acceptable?