I have a new job

[5inthebed]

Chief arsewiper!
DS2 is now refusing to let anyone except me help him go to the toilet. So there is another reason why I can't leave him with anyone else. I hope he isn't going to be like this when he goes back to school, I'm not driving there twice a day to help him toilet.

Oh dear! Not a job many of us would apply for willingly.

Feel for you. Was that his new yr resolution?

I suspect so. Why get someone else to do it, when I get paid a whole £53 a week for the joy

dont forget the 10p!

our kids are so generous and sharing eh?
im almost needing a mask cleaning out ds's toilet chair! [boak]

Of course! How ungreatful I must sound