Ok I have warned her 3 times, and he has continued, so who wants dd?

[2shoes]

cos she is being norty(I told her I would put her on mn)

Would you like a swap?

is yours as gobby as mine

Yes, I would.

You could have DS1 (nt, 9) who has just called me a rude word beginning with 'B' and is now in his room.

Or DS2 (asd/adhd 8) who smells of poo.

oh dear, but I already have ds(nt and 17) who told me to sod of yesterday

I'm not on my own then, I feel better!

They are now all fed, and in much better form so I s'pose I'd better keep 'em!!

Does she come with DLA?

roflmao!!!

she has been poorly and is now better, and oh so better, just lol at everything, finding it so funny to get me to lift her on to the loo and then not going.......