I want a mum and dad who are not horrible. My arms are punctured, my brain is dead, aaahh-haaahh, I need a water

[HecateQueenOfGhosts]

arrrrr I going to get killed I think I lose.ahhhhh it's against the law. oh no. I going to lose my heart. waaaaaaaaaaaaa.

All because he got frustrated with his wii and bashed the remote, so I turned it off and told him to take a break.

I should feel sorry for him, but all I can think is how much his speech has come on

Made me LOL, Hecate - cos I was thinking "Aww" til I read your comment!

having a "moment" hecate? your right to tell ds to take a break, wii's can be addictive.if my dc were left to thir own devices they'd play it all night.good on the speaking,whats his new words/ phrases then? share please!

It's bedtime now anyway, so I've sent them up with dh to supervise teeth brushing and pjs.

ds1 - who this post is about - is just developing great communication, increasing his vocab all the time! Sadly he seems to be using all of it to complain about us, our treatment of him, and to campaign for a later bedtime and more pocket money. And new parents.

why did I spend years getting him to talk?

ds2 is chanting "can I have pocket money for once?" at least 100 times a day. I have no clue why or where it's come from.

well at least you dont get what i do, ds 2&3 thought it was funny to teach dd4 the word "shite" wich she repeats at the most embarasing times!(in front of the peadi, granny, and at nursery!) caught ds2 trying to get dd4 to say willies and bum today! want to strangle NT son sometimes! still brilliant about your ds1 -he's communicating!

This is a reason to be thankful I have no nt kids!

although ds2 chants wee and poo wee and poo wee and poo wee and poo and then says "look " and then shakes his willy at him.

Odd little feckers.