Thought DS1's latest might cheer you all up on this rainy morning

[sphil]

Not really SEN, but I'm nervous about going on Chat.

DS1: I'm not going to have any children until I'm 29.
Me: Why's that?
DS1: Because that will give me enough time to grow a full beard. If I have babies before then I might scratch their faces.

How wonderfully innocent...!!

ROFL!

Ds1 (7) has also been thinking about the possibilities.

Ds1: I know what I'm going to do if I have children.

Me (nervously): Erm...what?

Ds1: I'm going to tell them that they should switch the telly over to Cartoon Network so that I can watch Ben 10.

Nothing like having all the basics covered, eh?

I think possibly our DS1s would get on well .

and it's a lovely sunny morning here .