Had to share. Dd1 being very quiet after picking up dh from the train station - so dh and I wander into the kitchen to see her with her shirt up trying to express milk with my breast pump!!
Thankfully she had it the wrong way round and could not get it on a nipple BUT dh and I just cracked up laughing.
She was most indignant when we told her that she could not get milk out of her boobs. WHy NOT! she demanded - so I went for the best answer at the time - cause mummy and daddy said so
Dh and I could not stop laughing. I am sure it is cause I was trying to express last week and the pump was washed and up on the cupboard to air dry.