"I'm crying because I wanted to make a dildo"

[coppertop]

....announced ds2 (3.5yrs)when he came out of pre-school.

"Make a WHAT???" I asked when I'd picked myself up off the floor.

"Make a dildo. An armour dildo."

It finally dawned on me that he actually meant an armadillo - thanks to "Go Diego bloody Go."

I hate to think what the pre-school staff must've thought.

OMG that is hilarious, made me LOL.

bless

Oh ct, that's hysterical!

how funny is that! I would have died

That's fab - I've got tears running down my face

Really cheered me up!

thats so funny. dh is cracking up.

PMSL!!!

splutter.
How does one go about making an (arma)dildo then?

Brilliant.

That is so funny coppertop, excellent

thats so funny!

....and mrsF chuggs in several days later...humming to herself...

"Is this the way to Arma-DILDO......."!!!!

Well, that beats the sound of music any day Coppertop!!!

OMG that is the funniest thing i have seen in ages

yes....mumsnet how it used to be!

LOL at MrsF's latest song.

I have no idea how you'd go about making an armour dildo.

Then again I'd have no idea how to make an armadillo either.

to honest CT...speaking literaly here...picture if you will an armadillo.....does it not come already 'armour coated'????!!!!!!

(now...where can one buy a coat of armour for an Armadillo???)

Presumably an accesories shop for armadillos? I hear they sell lovely armadillo stilletos too. Buy 2 pairs and you get a free handbag for your armadillo to dance around.

No need to remind you what their favourite song is.

and whilst at the disco they can have a glass of Amontillado (BOGOF too!!!)

And with knights in shining armour to pour it....

An armadillo theme club/pub.

how about a laminated suit of armour with velcro fastenings!!!?

Is that you in disguise, MrsF?

yes!!! I wanted a fresh start! I am keeping mrsf too....but decided that with all the upset recently i'd start afresh!
(was gonna call myself clutter buckets!)