I am sick of dds boyfriend.

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He lounges around all day.
He doesn't help with cleaning.
He doesn't talk.
He even insists on sleeping in my bed.
He has to come everywhere and I mean everywhere I can't even have a bath without him watching.

Dd (asd) age five has a boyfriend named Oren he is a 4 foot stuffed duck. I am sick of him

We have Leonard the leopard. He wears his hat permanently crooked and gets into my bed at 5 in the morning. He never does a thing around the place.

I expect one day you will look back on Oren with fondness and wish you could exchange your dd's current partner for him!

There are lots of worse habits he might have. Try to appreciate his finer points.

Worse habits?

I hope the OP's DD's future partners don't want to watch her in the bath!

I'm waiting for the moment DS has to choose between a woman in his bed and his collection of beanie cats. It may well be too close to call.

I really hope dds boyfriend doesn't wosh to share a bed with me or see me in the bath