Starlight needs help

[StarlightMcKenzie]

I'm sitting on a wall outside a pub. I'm overlooking the Thames. I'm supposed to go in and welcome people, as the class rep for dd (NT) . I'm completely broke, so have had a couple of drinks already (vodka with infused rhubarb and custards homemade christmas pressure).

DH has put an offer in for a house, and upped it without asking me. It's a nice house, in an outstanding school catchment for dd and ds2. The offer he has made is ridiculous, more tan twice the price of the bigger house we left a year ago.

Wtf do I think I am doing?

I grew up in East London.

I've seen a job. I'm qualified for it. It is with our LA and about using data in Education.

I've put lipstick on.

Why do I feel the only true friends are you lot. Most of whom I have never met!?

wobble

I am impressed that you typed that post without so much as a hic cup

I would be more than wobbling if I had to go north south east or west london LOL scared me to death when I was up thataways with DS!

Awww Coffee us Londoners are friendly folk honest!

Oh hi coff33pot I've not seen you around the boards today, did you know you've inadvertently been the talk of the boards a day!?

Doubt I'll apply. Ds' is 6 tomorrow. Party on Sun at our teeny house.

Baby

nope scary lol I am used to walking up and down the road saying "morning!"etc. did that up there and you thought I had just burnt the person also driving is a job for a maniac that makes extra lanes! trucks wheels are taller than your car.

Oh and I got headbutted and that was by a postman because I was in his way when he came out the post office entrance as he was in too much of a hurry to stop! he said sorry but looked at his boots as he was walking. Its way way to busy for me. I am a slow beach bum ladies do latte and an occasional scrap with a seagull type of girl lol

Married a londoner though

Baby visibly pleased to see me. Loved holding own up though

Thanks all for support. Nice night.

Own cup

talk of the boards? ummmm what did I do? I will deny it of course.....

What have you been doing Coff33. Link please, Procrastinatingpanda.

Argh I can't link any of the threads, they've all been deleted. But someone with a name similar to yours wrote a big bitchy thread and the person they were talking about came into the board with their own version but kept calling them coffeepot instead of coffeedog, then because they got mixed up everyone started doing it and a few posters were saying "isn'tcoffeepot a regular around the SN boards too?"

One of the thread titles was "Coffeepot are you talking about me?" or something along those lines.

Oh dear, I hope someone put them straight!

what......someone is duplicating my proffessional drinking name? how rude.

No I missed that due to loads of stuff on at home so only popping on and off like yo yo. but whatever it is I have a 33 as in coff33pot in my name and I hardly EVER venture outside these SN walls and if I do I wish I didnt bother :)

so in this case yes I shall deny it

A couple of people put everyone straight including me but the threads were moving so fast that I don't think anyone noticed.

Yes there would be none of this 'one book and a couple of sweets' nonsense from our coff33pot :o

its about party bags?

I have only done them once and that was for our exciting days meet?

I have made some xmas ones for the shop though.... I am lost now lol

Oh, was it the party hijacking thread, where one mother was having a party for her twins and another was going to turn up with relatives and a cake for her DD but not contribute?

First mother made out second mother was a cheapskate, then second mother turned up with quite a different take on things. It's all been deleted now.