Sigh.

[CouthyMowWearingOrange]

I have DD who has multiple diagnoses. I have DS2 who has multiple diagnoses.

And now, after a first Paed appointment with 20mo DS3, the Paed has told me that he is hyperactive, probably ADHD, his speech is behind, his ability to follow instructions is behind, he has hypermobile joints.

Waaaah. 3/4 DC's with issues. Me with 3 different disabilities.

I am a Lone Parent. Have been for 16 months.

I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired.

That is all.

Unless anyone wishes to give me sympathy strokes.

You're welcome. Honk, squeeze!

Holland Schmolland is a bit, er, different from Welcome to Holland. I think you'll like it!

Welcome to Beirut is even better.

Schmolland is more like it.

Was wary of clicking on the link for fear Holland might have made me throw the iPhone out of the window!

Ah, CouthyMow, no danger of being sent to Amsterdam on this board. plus I've always been much, much better at satire than schmaltz....

Only just seen this thread.

I have chocolate alpro and vanilla brandy. Want some?

DS3's HT earnestly told me about a mum at her previous school who had wanted to enlighten parents and staff about her dc SN and "had written a beautiful poem about wanting to go to Italy and ending up in Belgium or somewhere". "That must have been very inspiring. She wrote it herself? How talented" I said. DH's shoulders were shaking with silent laughter.

Belgium, eh? How original.

Gawd I'd be really bloody pissed off if it turned out to be Belgium!

I will pass on both - DS3's current total list of allergies is : CMP, Soy, Nuts and Barry M eyeshadow powder.

I discovered the last one today when I kissed him, left a bit in his forehead, wiped it off to an angry red weal on his head. God knows which of the above it has in it. Probably nuts, as he doesn't go into anaphylaxis with those. CMP on the other hand...

Getting proper riled right now by a parking thread. You'd think I'd know better by now, after so long on here...

Why is it never Welcome to the Seychelles? I wouldn't mind ending up there...

Wish I could have the vanilla brandy tbh. Epilepsy meds + heavy duty pain meds + AB's + alcohol = NOT a very good idea...