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30 replies

Changethatbulb · 05/06/2012 15:29

If I have to listen to "I'm Sexy and I Know It" one more time, I'm gonna lose it. Big time.

DS2 is driving me mad. Repeat, repeat, repeat on MY Ipod so there is a tinny SAIKI background everywhere I go. It stops, he hits the back button. Plays it again.

Make.It.Stop!

Grin
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Ineedbunting · 05/06/2012 15:41

Oh change, I feel your pain!!

Dd3 usually plays "Set fire the the rain" over and over but she discovered the Jubilee song by Gary Barlow on Saturday on You tube and has been obssessing over it all weekend.

Can you lose the Ipod for a whileGrin

I have booted Dd3 off the laptop so I can come on MN so all is quiet here at the momentGrin

Changethatbulb · 05/06/2012 15:52

Ineedbunting the Gary Barlow song definitely trumps my 'Sexy and I Know It'. What a hideous song.

I could get the Ipod back if the little blighter didn't have it in a death grip everywhere he goes. Smile

Apparently we all have our own tune (assigned to us by DS2):
Mine is Titanium - David Guetta
DS1s is Turn Me On - Nicki Minaj Hmm
DDs is Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5

Whenever any of the above are played we HAVE to dance

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Ineedbunting · 05/06/2012 16:00

GrinGrinGrin how funny!!

Dd2 shouted shut that racket up at 9am yesterday morning, she is 16 and doesnt do 9am in the holidays. LOL

I think I must be becoming immune to repetitive noises. I had hardly even noticed it.

SallyBear · 05/06/2012 16:03

You think that's bad, I've had "6 months in a leaking boat" by The Wiggles and Tim Finn on a two week continuous loop in my head!!

Changethatbulb · 05/06/2012 16:09

Grin Ineedbunting I am also used to most of the repetitive noises. I had a family party yesterday. DS2 is a 'sniffer' but I barely notice it. Some of my relatives were climbing the walls after 10 minutes with him though.

Sallybear Oh, The Wiggles. You poor thing. I had to hide the DVD in the end. I couldn't cope. They are just so HAPPY! It must be all the money they have made Grin

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Ineedbunting · 05/06/2012 16:11

Oh dear sally, The WigglesSadGrin

ineedstrongcoffee · 05/06/2012 16:29

DS loves listening to the radio and then echoing the odd line a lot lol,he run into his grandmas and shouted Whoooaaa my sex is on fire, grandma is quite an d fashioned dear and didn't know such songs existed lol(me I was laughing my head off)

Changethatbulb · 05/06/2012 16:40

Ineedstrongcoffee I laughed out loud at that one.

It is totally inappropriate but my DS's also do the thrusty hip thing to the "I'm Sexy..." song. They are 7.

I must remember not to watch so much Music TV whilst they are here.

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moosemama · 05/06/2012 18:28

Ds has downloaded all the different musical interludes from his DS games onto his mp3 player and plays them through the speakers on his computer.

I am fairly sure I lost a large chunk of my sanity to Mario and his little plinky plonk tunes.

Sally - The Wiggles, you poor poor thing. Wink

TheLightPassenger · 05/06/2012 19:09

fortunately DS misheard the lyrics for Rude Boy as "giddy up" instead of "get it up". Bloody woman, why did she have to sing such a crude song?

Changethatbulb · 05/06/2012 20:38

I feel for all of us trapped in the mindless 'pop' music or Mario hell.

(There is a different hell especially reserved for The Wiggles).

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coff33pot · 05/06/2012 21:51

Wiggles! Dorothy the Dinosaur...............AHHHHHHHHHHHHH nooooooooooo!

ppppppplease dont mention it again lol! We have gone past that but are stuck with the "I'm Sexy and I know it" and "Everybodys Shufflin" and Lady Gaga since age 3 he is now near 7!

However.............we have a new one and its driving me bats thanks to DH.

ok............ready? sing after me.............

OOH....EEE....OOH......AH AH..........DING DANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!

NotOnUrNelly · 06/06/2012 01:11

mine went thru a phase of constant "gummy bear" song -we thought we'd crack at the time, but guess what I put on if I'm really stressed nowadays - "look for the gummy bear album in stores with lots of music, videos and extras.." "I'm a jelly bear, yes I'm a gummy bear....oh I'm a moving, groovin' "

Changethatbulb · 06/06/2012 07:18

coff33pot thanks for that.....I read your post about an hour ago and the 'song' has been in my head ever since. Smile

NotOn I am so glad I have never heard of that song!

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VJayJubilee · 06/06/2012 08:30

We have the star wars theme music in our house, if it's not on one of the DVDs ds is watching then he's humming it. It's become the background to our life now, he hums different parts depending on what's goin on.

Ineedbunting · 06/06/2012 09:08

There is to be no escape, someone on education has posted a link to the sheet music and backing track for the sodding jubilee song.

Dd3 will be bound to learn it in one of her choirs!! AaaarrrggghhhGrin

moosemama · 06/06/2012 11:27

Coff33, I had to laugh at your post. The Witchdoctor is my song of choice for winding dh up - he loathes it with a passion! Grin

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Changethatbulb · 11/06/2012 15:05

NotOn no word of a lie, DS1 has just asked me to find the Gummy Bears song on the internet.

There is no way he could have read this thread (he can't read).

Are they advertising this song on Childrens TV Channels?

I declined to search for it (but I think his older sister helped him find it). Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Smile

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coff33pot · 11/06/2012 15:19

Anyone heard of the Llama song?

DD and DS got that one into their heads and it also crept into mine if I find a link I will put it its on youtube somewhere lol totally random nonsensical but OHHH SO mind bending Grin

coff33pot · 11/06/2012 15:24

www.bing.com/videos/search?q=llama+song&docid=4738646594683135&mid=5EBEB1D18602968662C75EBEB1D18602968662C7&view=detail&FORM=VIRE1

There ya go you too can know the lyrics to the Llama Song lol

Changethatbulb · 11/06/2012 15:29

No way am I clicking that link.

NO. WAY.

It'll be the end of me. I'll be stuck with a Llama song hell.

Grin
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coff33pot · 11/06/2012 15:38

chicken...............................Grin

Changethatbulb · 11/06/2012 16:10

cluck, cluck

(that's my chicken impression)

Grin
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coff33pot · 11/06/2012 22:49

DOH! Grin

I thought you would have clicked on it not clucked lol!

It will cheer you up no end..............promise Grin