Something light hearted[funny things they say again]. :)

[Ineedalife]

Dd3 comes out with so many funny things and if I don't write them down I forget them.

This morning was the funniest for a long time. I have been given a plant to say thankyou for something, only I am not very good with plants so said to Dd3 " I am going to take this plant to Grandma's tomorrow because I am useless at looking after them and if it stays here I will kill it"

She turned and looked at me with a dead straight face and said "Thats reassuring!!!".

I laughed so much and she just stood looking at me :) :)

Dd2 was kicking off last night and kept getting out of bed. She stood yelling and kept coming up with reasons. Last one made me .
She stood at top of stairs and yelled "I have a good one" whe I asked what, she said "a good idea why I can't go to bed. I don't want to"

They are just classic aren't they lisa.

I did explain to Dd3 that I only kill plants, not children but by the look on her face I am not sure she believed me.

Lucky Dd1 made it to 23 I suppose

DS was laid on the sofa last weekend clutching a cushion to his tummy,he looked pale so i asked him if he was poorly,
"just period pains" was his reply a delayed echo from his sister the previous week but it sure tickled me.
(maybe DS needs more male role models

DS was in the toilet and realised (unusually) that I was busy with something so I heard him shout "Mum do you want me to wipe my bottom for you?"

Ds3 wanted me to carry him up the stairs. I told him I couldn't carry him as I had sciatica. He said "you can go to see Atica later, just carry me up the stairs". We're still laughing!

Dreams... that is so funny.

I said to Dd3 once when she was about 5.5, " Do you think it is time to start wiping your own bottom" she looked at me with a look of total disgust and replied " why? I dont want to get poo on MY hands!!"

I am glad to say at 9 she does now do it herself.

I kind of love the way they see the world.

During the snow chaos not so long ago school closed and I told dd that there was no school tomorrow and we'd be able to get a lie in.

Alarmed dd declared 'But that's a wild animal!"

I still chuckle