I just had to post these two, they had us ROFL..
ds and I have been away (dh stayed home), just back today, ds enjoyed sitting in the wardrobe in the caravan, but was very pleased to be home, and able to sit in the toy cupboard as usual.
Have just walked past the cupboard which said 'I very very miss you daddy!' 
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Dh had made tea for us, and called ds into the kitchen, I heard him saying 'this is for you, but it's a secret, don't tell mummy!' ds marches into the lounge, waves a do nut under my nose and declares ' I got Do nut!!!'. Dh protested that it was supposed to be a secret, I said to ds do you know what a secret is? ds replied "yes, a custard do nut!" PMSL.
I will having a custard secret with my cuppa later,