I'm unsure what your comments on your own cakes refer to, nor do they come across as professional 'I’ll be honest, I can’t remember what was in it but it was utterly adorbs '!!!! 
Sorry, but adorbs??? Unless I was 12 and buying a cake, I wouldn't know what you mean. As an adult, looking for a professional cake baker- I'd be put off by the juvenile comments. There was another with dreadful writing, it wasn't clear exactly what had been written on the cake, but your own comment was that it was that persons last birthday on earth! This was even worse, to think that was their last cake, yet the writing wasn't the best and messy.
You did ask for honest opinions. Some look nice OP, but you need polishing.