You know your tired when...

[vicdubya]

You put the teabag in the mug, stand by the kettle waiting for it to boil and then take the mug to the sink and fill it up from the cold tap....

aaaggggghhh been up since 5.30, must go to bed NOW!

My MIL did her usual routine of taking her dog to the common in the afternoon.

shortly after arriving she found herself stood on the common with the dog lead in her hand, calling him till she was blue in the face.

She could not find the dog anywhere and was panicking, so she called home to explain to her 15yr old son that she has lost the dog, to witch her son replied, the dog is here mum asleep in his basket, you forgot to take him.

kama - my husband used to try and burp me in the night as during night feeds i was the feeder and he was the burper! how funny.

you set off from your mums house in the car to collect dp from work. it is only when dp asks you where you are going that you realise he is in the passenger seat because you picked him up two hours ago and should be driving home