So I left my 16 month old in the cot screaming her head off for THREE MINUTES

[morningpaper]

and - while SCREAMING - she climbed out of the cot, climbed across the bed, got down from the bed, opened the bedroom door and ran into my study, still screaming.

arse

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH colditz

I already do the chair-by-cot

well actually I LIE by the cot because I can't sit up for that long

That can take HOURS

although I am half-way through Middlesex and I only started it on Monday, so it's not all bad

lol Colditz!

Hey, I don't mind what you do, but please write the roundup as it's fab and I want to read it!!

TV in her room facing the cot permanently tuned to CBeebies.

And maybe a fruitshoot attached to the cot bars in the manner of a hamster bottle.

chair by cot is for her to climb on to drop herself in mp!! then move away from cot ..so you do not have to life
once in the cot thats it fotr me!!! kepp them in it till 3 as well!