I would like to thank my DS, 18 months

[Azquilith]

For going to sleep at 9, waking 11-12.30, 2.30-4.15 and 6.30am. Thus cleverly preparing Mummy for the jet lag she will experience on an upcoming long haul flight. Cheers son.

What a good boy.

Apparently my 5.5mo also thinks I'm shortly changing time zones so best to keep me up till 4.30. I obviously need to explain I'm not going further than Blackpool anytime soon.

My nearly 2yo thinks 4am is the optimum time to get up. If I was going somewhere a few hours ahead of us I'd be set up.