Mnhq - I am pleading with you. Please can we have a sticky thread to remind everybody about rogue apostrophe's. Especially in thread title's. Please?

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Please please please?

Ah, my arch enemy. Have at you!

En garde ...

Shurely shum mishtake?

Why are not not rogueapostrophe's ?

Grrrrr why are you not, not not not .

It wouldnt bloody let me
Anyway its gone rogue

I would so love to use this name and go round the threads correcting posters' spelling, punctuation and grammar.

But I just can't do it. So have to save it for threads like this.

Well I am going to carry on as this for a bit and make sure all my apostrophe's are in completely the wrong place's. mwahahaha
actually Im going to bed for now so will carry on my evil masterplan in the morning
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Oh I love that cheeky little
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you did there

No, don't do it.

So what if people use too many or not enough apostrophes! It doesn't make a difference.

Some people can spell, some can't, some people have good grammar, some don't.

I don't think it makes people ignorant because they have decided to add an apostrophe to a word.

I'll grant you its annoying - when used by companies(who employ people to check publications etc), but it's nothing to do with you really when it's on here.

Snigger away - * it's

FFS BookAnt - it's a joke.

And that's exactly why I wouldn't do it - it would be mean and unkind.

I am quite happy to acknowledge that it annoys me and that's something I have to deal with - because I am overly anal about attention to detail when it comes to spelling and punctuation - even when I'm typing quickly on MN after a few glasses of wine.

My problem, not anyone else's.

But it doesn't stop me fantasising about how lovely it would be ....

far more concerned at someone writing "throw" as "through" (!)