End of an era - MP hanging up her... erm... keyboard

[JustineMumsnet]

It is with deep sadness that we must inform you that Morningpaper has, after four glorious years, decided to retire her mouse and cease to produce the Talk round up. Apparently she has a "proper job with benefits". This Friday's round-up will be her last (so do make sure you're preferences are set to receive it.)

Thankfully we have been rescued from the slough of despond into which we at MN Towers had tumbled by the news that none other than Aitch, who currently scribbles the TV round up for our parenting newsletter, has agreed to step into the breach. We're delighted that's she's cheap available and ready to pick up where MP will very soon be leaving off. So more bumsex then.

cross posted with your last - you are spookily ahead of me! Though I still want the airbrushed botox-Aitch.

Im still all set up to receive these but they stopped coming about a year ago. Would be really good if it could be sorted since a few of us seem to be having this problem.

Good Look to both of you hope you both do well in your new jobs!

4 years??!!

gracious me. well done and best of luck MP

and well done and best of luck Aitch

ooh
can i do the TV roundup if Aitch is giong to be busy searching my name looking for funny posters?

can I can i can I

I watch a lorra telly!

you need to watch it psychically, in advance, mamag.

and i've never flounced In My Life, kerry. not a flouncer. too nosey.

that's ok, I'll just my LCBD telly (didya see what i did there)

Aitch, put ina good word for me, there's a dear

where is MP btw? i wish to anoint her with unguents or somesuch.

and do myself out of a gig? no chance.

cow

You intend to embalm MP, Aitch?

morningpaper goes
who will do the round up now?
all bribes go to Aitch

is that not what happens, habs?

and

Aitch never flounced she just got so thin she's hard to se when she turns sideways.[sucks up][shoves mamag out of the way]

hah! i ate practically a bucket-load of french fries today... mix-up at a restaurant. su's going to kick my arse. [wrong thread]

I will miss you MP (especially as you quoted me once or twice) but if I'm honest Aitch has always been my favorite letter...

stop praising aitch

go back to praising me again

I haven't regenerated yet

c'mere, i've got orders to embalm you... the queen is dead, long live the queen.

(MP i'm shitting it, i genuinely always read your round ups and think 'ho ho i'd be SHIT at that by comparison'. i didn't mention this to Justine though).

oh you two, get a room. Ew.

[embalms both and locks in tardis]

no, hang on, that's star trek, innit?

I can't imagine the pressure aitch - you've got to be witty and urbane on a consistent basis

Rather you than me

My preferencesare set, but I haven't receive the MorningPaper into my box for about a year

Maybe check your spam filters, those of you with difficulty - those sorts of mass emails tend to get caught quite often.

MP, it's been wonderful, I think we've made quite a team; you, diligently recording my words of wisdom, I, casting pearls before swine ...erm, I haven't really thought this through, have I?

sayonara woman. i hope this means MORE not less mn-ing!!!

good luck aitch!

ooo two of my fave mners!