Can we please have a [boobies] emoticon?

[Jacksmama]

I think it should look something like this:

Only perhaps the nipples shouldn't be quite so red.

Thank you.

Don't let your courage sag. We're here for you.

While I would like to thank Mumsnet for accepting me into its bosom, I really don't want to milk this wordplay more than is necessary.

How do you get the nipples to move up - someone did it on another thread??

Or more perky.

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I think we nw know the answer to whether ud is a breast or a leg man

This thread is a bust.

I'm busting a gut laughing!

Is (*) not more like an arse than a breast?

No, it's a breast with an interesting piercing.

Well, one (*) would be an arse. But we have two here.

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW on piercing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May I resurrect my old gag about the mumsnet meet up with Gordon Brown:

[fat bloke with ]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

am pmsl now

stopppit - UD has definitely been saving up all his boob jokes for this thread

TBH rather reminds me of Friday night anyway, no need for a another [bum] emoticon

Helen, you lightweight

at Helen being at this thread!

We should probably be at ourselves...

why, for acting like a pair of tits?

Ooops, slinks off

Talking of boobies. This emoticon looks like I do if I go running without a sports bra on.