What do you want for Christmas from Mumsnet?

[RustyBear]

I would like

• a mobile/iPhone Mumsnet app

• a webchat with David Tennant

Robert Pattinson as a prize in a competition - won by me of course.

To participate in a trial of a new magic lazy person's weight loss pill.

Nick Griffen's head on a plate for a webchat.

LOL cocolepew

How can you win Robert EG when I have him hidden away as my own personal Love slave???