I can't go near a food or general health thread without one of these zombies coming up with the latest line eg:
"My kids love them so much, Craptasticproteinbogies have asked me to tell my friends how great they are. I used to think they were processed but they are actually 100% bogies and contain a glass of snot in each one!! so I think they are great for snacks and packed lunches, and no crumbs to clear up! "
(I'm sure you'll find this one, but happy to help if you can't)