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[morningpaper]

Has Tech buggered up my membership and inadvertently dropped me into a MNHQ admin group, or did I go on holiday and things have changed around here?

DOH it's all GONE this morning

It was like a dream

you're down here with de peeple, 'keepin' it real' now.

So did Tech turn up in the end? Or is that what was "like a dream"? Nosy Twisted Disturbed Enquiring minds want to know...

Honestly, why did you say anything MP? You could have gone around striking threads at random and got MN Towers all twitchy. You should have strung it out a bit. They power!

I didn't even get a visit from Tech

Now I am back with the commoners

Sorry MP but no one's supposed to get the B and D buttons until they've bought biscuits for Justine gone through our rigorous six-month training and induction process.

Tech went rather white and shaky when we told him of your new powers...

So who is "The Chosen One" with the magical buttons today?

Not me cos I just checked

Damn, too late. I was coming on to see if MP had the power to zap anyone who mentions the word 'Christmas' in August. Or indeed in any month except December.

I think morningpaper is coming over all Bruce Willis in Unbreakable - she has powers, and Tech's been waiting all this time to see who'd come forward with the magical buttons.

(Yes, I watch dreadful films all the time)

It's a phenomenon. This won't end here, mark my words .

She'll be needing a cape, soon.

So Tech is Samuel L. Jackson? Hmm...

I have only one thing to say to you...

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Stop it - that film terrifies me...