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Original poster

can oyu not just put the TOPICS in alaphabetical order

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IkeaSnake · 27/06/2009 21:52

i tried to find " livign overseas"
how the hell am I supposed to read your minds to work out what subdivision its in

i even looked in" feed the world" thinkign Olivia may have had a funny turn

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ahundredtimes · 27/06/2009 22:24

I think you are useful. I think you'd be incredibly useful in a disorganised topic room that needed re-filing.

They sit on beds usually don't they. You can wrap them around you and roll on the floor. I have seen this happen

IkeaBin · 27/06/2009 22:26

I'm useful.

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IkeaSnake · 27/06/2009 22:27

LOLOL

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IotasCat · 27/06/2009 22:27

Don't they make good draught excluders?

IkeaBin · 27/06/2009 22:28

I am a great recepticle for collecting all of your rubbish - you know so you don't hav to throw it all on the floor!

ahundredtimes · 27/06/2009 22:30

No, I don't think so Iota. They are too light, well ours is. Just my luck I've got a light weight snake

I have only seen our snake used for self-strangling and rolling purposes

southeastastra · 27/06/2009 22:31

the snake is annoying. we have the green version. it disappears for a while then appears everywhere.

IkeaBin · 27/06/2009 22:31

I'm much more useful than a asnake any day of the week.

MamaG · 27/06/2009 22:32

oh ROFL at "lyra binks etc who ever they are"

ahundredtimes · 27/06/2009 22:33

You are too talkative and showy offy for a bin imo. Not useful.

Like my washing machine that beeps when it's done. Pushy and demanding

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IkeaSnake · 27/06/2009 22:34

MY FRIDGE
beeps when you leave it open
dishwasher beeps
washign machine is mute

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IkeaCatalogue · 27/06/2009 22:35

I just flop around

IkeaBin · 27/06/2009 22:35
ahundredtimes · 27/06/2009 22:36

Jeez. A neurotic fridge. I'd leave it open on purpose, just to annoy it.

I hate my washing machine. Me, me me. All the time

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IkeaSnake · 27/06/2009 22:36

LOLOL

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ahundredtimes · 27/06/2009 22:37

Do you all see how high maintenance this bin is?

"oh, are you going to recycle that then?'

IkeaHighchair · 27/06/2009 22:37

Now I am useful. And popular, if a little cheap and dirty .

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IkeaSnake · 27/06/2009 22:38

oh fuck off bin
i have a band q bin in an ikea cupboard its not a happy marriage

the bin is frequently de lidded and spreads itself throughout kitchen cupboard liberally.

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snigger · 27/06/2009 22:39

Useful, popular, but a little cheap & dirty - sounds like DH.

ahundredtimes · 27/06/2009 22:40

eugh

Brabantia here dontcha know. Silent, with smooth lid opening capabilities. Ponce bin.

hunkermunker · 27/06/2009 22:40

I have a Tesco bin.

Two, in fact.

You don't need to touch their lids [foot pedal]

Bin lids ming.

IkeaBin · 27/06/2009 22:41

Clearly your cupboards need to file divorce proceedings. The cupboards then need to find a single IkeaBin willing to have and hold, in stinkyness and in dirt, from this day forward....

ahundredtimes · 27/06/2009 22:41

You have two bins?

MamaG · 27/06/2009 22:41

I have snake and highchair

both clean

IotasCat · 27/06/2009 22:41

You need a brabantia bin - now that's a proper bin