Best salty expressions you have picked up from mn? My personal favourite has to be

[poguemahone]

cuntbubble (picked up from Greensleeves, I think).

DH always knows when I've been lurking on mumsnet as I greet him with some fresh insult.

For those who say that swearing is evidence of a limited vocabulary and a lack of imagination, I give you: cocksniffer (bruxeur?). Nick Duerden seemed to take a fancy to that one too.

Peach thanks for that, ROFL at that thread, especially Norbert and the sausage boy! Still a bit worried that I am now a chav .

Is it unwise to look up dragonbutter then, I'm dying to know???

pogue you were db then?

It's not for the weak of stomach: dragon butter definition

xpost. No I'm not db. Didn't mean to mislead. I was monkeylover, which according to Urban Dictionary is a racist term (I had no idea). I don't find cuntbubble offensive, but I now find monkeylover unbearable .

I loved that you were called DragonButter.. sad that you changed! used to msake me alwasy chuckle

oh x-posts. so is DB stil DB then?

Eeek! Poguemahone!

Were you db then!Quite an unfortunate moniker then,but would've gone down well on a bumsex thread (Pardon any double entendre)

Glad you are still posting,hadn't seen the db name and thought you had left.

The things you learn on MN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think DragonButter's still called DragonButter. Love it!

yes pogue was ml
DB is still DB afaik

Oh bugger I've really confused you all now. I'll go back to swearing:
cockteeth, arsebags, fannybatter.

I quite like "Arse biscuits" seen that on mn.

What a great dictionary! well you live and learn

"Off you fuck then, dear" is my personal favourite!

Dragon Butter is now nevergoogledragonbutter & wioth good reason

with good reason

Me too stayingsunnygirl

Cocklodger

yup. i'm still here.
seems a shame to change now don't you think?

I taught my dad 'twunt' - I felt he was sufficiently impressed.