Oi MNHQ: can we have a special SwineFluName prize?

[LupusinaLlamasuit]

Because there can only be one winner: AporkalypseNow

Oh come on. Gallows humour.

Thanks for your suggestion, LupusinaLlamasuit, but since almost everyone at MNHQ has gone home for the night, we're a bit stymied for a response right now...

gone HOME??? don't you all live there then in the mumsnet towers that look like the disneyland castle?

oh my dreams are crushed......sob

oink arf

Groan... I will have to pen something witty now...

I second AporkalypseNow

Oh come on. Mine is far better ...

I called the NHS helpline for some info on swine flu.. but all I got was crackling..

maidapigsearofit

I quite like mine but aporkalypsenow is fab.

This one is specially for Wankers' Corner.

Aporkalypse Now is very good.

If it needs a new brand though, remember it's mexican and comes in waves....

So it's the Mexican Wave Virus.

BecauseIveSnuffedIt is inspired too

I would be poinkydog

Snort. Or should that be oink?

mamamila, did you hear that one on the radio? I did.

very good kitten pig

PS can I ask you a weather question? Are we really going to have a hot summer? How do, um, they know? (Indicators?) I did notice we didn't have usual 'march winds' and 'april showers' this year: is this connected or did I imagine it?

Tell you what: I'll stop hijacking and start another thread...

no. someone much less nice respected popular interesting.

I get easily confused with name changes!!!

The met office are prediciting it based on things like ocean currents. I still think its more an educated guess rather than an accurate prediction

La Nina is weakening and statistically I think that tends to give high pressure blocking over europe. But a month ago they were saying it was all going to be rather average.

Can't be ar$ed.

PMSL at someone worrying about hijacking a thread they started.

AporkalypseNow - love it!

Do I need to change?

I think the prize could be a longweekend in a bunker in Montana with a member of the NRA?