I know of at least three Mumsnetters (who I am willing to name) that indulge in bumsex and unnatural acts with Mini-Rolls

[snigger]

LIES!

Of course I don't.

I'm just following VeniVidiViki's advice and coming up with something other than the layout for MP to include in her round-up

We have to be able to come up with something other than "Ooh, the margins are too bright", surely...

Will these do instead?

Will these do instead?

french fancies, jam tarts and now mr kipling brings you this

and i stumbled across this and can think of a few men I'd love to bake it for!

note to mners - do not google 'cake porn'

This is just subversion of the highest order.

Well, you know what I'm going to go right off and do, don't you, Hecate

Don't blame me. I warned you.

I shall however heed your warning! I have had a couple of nasty shocks when googling eently

recently, that should say.

Hecate, i am sooo that you could suggest that i "indulge in bumsex and unnatural acts with mini-rolls"I thought you knew me well enough to know that there are no circumstances under which i would possibly be satisfied by anything mini.

Oh dear the talk roundup is depressingly familiar.

Hold on, that sounds bad and not what I meant. I mean it reminds me of old style mumsnet.

shiver.

will this cake satisfy you?

By AliceTheCamelHasGotTheHump on Fri 30-Jan-09 17:30:32
BTW it's definitely not me with the bumsex. Not with my piles you don't.

bumsex!!!???? who said that????