"Carrie and Justine are the Trinny and Susannah of parenting" The Times

[Hassled]

Or so I read on the Toddlers: The Mumsnet Guide book jacket.

High praise indeed

lol they're better looking though

Depends whether you think Trinny and Susannah are more use than a wet sock.

God, what an insult

Carrie and Justine, sue.

I bloody hate Trinny and Susannah - I'd be insulted,me

oh god, does this mean I have to mumsnet whilst showing my arse to half of Britain?

I hope they leave my norks alone...

How depressing. I'm off to find a site where the founders are described as the Gok Wan of parenting - now there's a compliment to be proud of. In fact, isn't being described as the Trinny and Susannah of parenting more of an insult??

I'm sure it could have been worse but I'm struggling to see how. Possibly the Waldorf and Statler of parenting?

at waldorf adn statler

how come you have a secret copy of the book?

is it any good?

(nb you should say yes)

I'd be bloody fuming.
Trinny and Susannah indeed.

This link was on the parenting news roundup email thingy.

Oi, mp, you should complain about that credit!

DO they stand naked with boobs touching ALL THE TIME?

just tell me it is not actually true.

ah don't worry they are terribly nice about me on the inside

They are like Trinny and Susannah, except they are both skinny bints

They have never touched my bosoms, but are relationship is in its early stages

Credit, woman, you need credit!

MP, are you "Mumsnet.com"? Couldn't you have been MP at least?

To clarify, by "or so I read on the Toddlers book jacket", what I actually meant was "or so I read on the link that showed the book jacket comments". So no, I haven't actually handled the mighty tome myself but have no doubt whatsoever that it is very very good .

"are" relationship, MP?

honestly, my name is ALL OVER it

it's positively embarassing

I even think I am going to have to admit the whole thing to my mother

ARE you see, this is why THEIR names are on it, they had to decipher my incoherent scribble

hee hee.

For a small fee, I will proof-read the next books for you

Do you mean you've already got a copy MP? How come?

someone sold it to me round the back of a pub in Yeovil

You say some very rude stuff in my book, mp....
There were lots of knockoff copies of YOUR book down Bethnal Green Road Market under Chinese women's jumpers...