Dear MNHQ: Er, not that I'm desperate, or bitter, or competitive...

[GoodWilfToAllMN]

or ANY of those things

But why have you suddenly changed the closing date of the Xmas name comp to Friday after I so PATENTLY had won by the original date you set?

Hmmmmm?

Harumph to all those who suggest there is anything to 'blame' anyone for in the Halloween comp. I for one think it all went swimmingly, this year and last year.

I maintained a hurt silence toward the denigrators.

I heard Gerry really enjoyed all those chocs and mini-muffins that appeared on her desk.....

I hope she didn't drop crumbs down her new jumper!

I insist that Mumsnet be sued and taken offline for that implied calumny. I bake for no-one.

I'm 'saving' the new jumper till Dec 25. Yes, the bribes gifts were appreciated

So it's not a stickie anymore hten?

I could almost cope with being overtaken if there were to be an official corruption crisis named in my honour.

WilfGate...

Hijack re newsletter:

Has anyone pointed out to MNTowers yet that the singular of 'lice' is 'louse'

Oh good! Still time for the right person to win:

Myrrhcy, Myrrhcy, Myrrhcy!
The other names are worsey!

I win

Ok if we're taking the crap poetry line Scummy, her's mine.

Ledodgy, Ledodgy!
All the others are podgy!

it'll be a crime if Soupy doesn't win.

Did you see what I did there? Abby?hAppy?

Genius.

You lost your (from MNHQ) though....