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Christmas name change competition - post here if you think/know you should be on the shortlist

143 replies

JustinExcelisMumsnet · 11/12/2008 00:13

Terms and conditions apply ([email protected]'s decision re the shortlist is final - any complaints send them her way)

OP posts:
isawmodernartkissingsantaclaus · 12/12/2008 00:03

Everyone's got mine - I've seen at least two others like it already. What a loser [sob]

Panta · 12/12/2008 00:06

I'd like to claim the award for the laziest name-change.

VinegarSantaGropedMyTits · 12/12/2008 00:15

well i know i wont win my name is far too rude

I like walkinginwaynettawonderland's name

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 12/12/2008 07:17

OOOh, thanks for previous nominations. Have never been nominated for anything before

I nominate myself too, AnyFuckerForAMincePie, if only cos it is such a swine to type.

Usual name, AnyFucker.

hecAteAMillionMincePies · 12/12/2008 07:25

signing in.

not that there's much hope for me.

courvoisierbrandycreamolafoam · 12/12/2008 07:45

well

VirginBoffinMum · 12/12/2008 07:47

AnyFuckerForAMincePie has my vote, and I absolutely love the way she changes her name seasonally with such wit.

But I would like to nominate myself on grounds of a certain religious dignity, I feel, commensurate with the season, as well as the essential irony of a mother of four reverting to a virginal state.

However I freely confess DH thought my Xmas name was crap and didn't get it at all ... not enough bling for him, clearly. Ours is a house with his n' hers Xmas trees - need I say more?

AnarchyInAManger · 12/12/2008 07:51

Here's mine. Normally AnarchyAunt.

McDreamyingofawhiteXmas · 12/12/2008 08:41

Me!

ChippyMyrrhton · 12/12/2008 08:43

I like mine, it's only taken about 3 years to come up with it.

ClausImWorthIt · 12/12/2008 08:50

I thought Panta was inspired - but given the thread about Santa/Father Christmas, shouldn't you really be called Panty?

2pt4WiseMen · 12/12/2008 08:55

Me me me (its my first Christmas name!)

I also like FloweryTaleOfNewYork

TisTheSeasonToBeSolo · 12/12/2008 09:26

Well, the only way I'm going to get my name on this thread is to nominate someone else!!!
SantasInMyWaistBand because it was *my idea...

objectnativity · 12/12/2008 09:36

I'd like to nominate me and bibijesus because I think that should win, but I am happy to have a rosette for 2nd place, thanks.

mistlethrushinapeartree · 12/12/2008 09:41

I like FAQ's

Nemostwonderfultimeoftheyear · 12/12/2008 09:48

I shall nominate myself

MaSTARRecycle · 12/12/2008 09:51

here's mine, normally MrsRecycle (my dds post MissRecycle)...

MaSTARRecycle · 12/12/2008 09:53

oh Chippy - my dds Christmast show was called Myrr!

LilMatchGirlInVictorianSqualor · 12/12/2008 10:08

Mine would be the best if I was allowed more than thirty letters.
I think there should be a note when you first register your name that you will want to take part in xmas/easter/halloween namechanges and that only a short name will do.

MascaraOHara · 12/12/2008 10:17

I quite like my own Christmas name but Ihaven't bothered to change yet this year..

for the record it's MistletoeOHara

While we're at it I'd like to nominate myself for best halloween name as well: MassacreOHara

When I go to the zoo, I'm MonkeyOHara

...and so on and so forth...

now, what do I win?

WalkinginWaynettaWonderland · 12/12/2008 10:20

Thank you VinegarTits

I'd like to nonimate Buda - Abudafulsightwerehappytonight (especially because it goes so well with mine)

GoodWilfToAllMN · 12/12/2008 10:29

oh hanapartridgeinapear tree VERY good.

And Panta (but I actually withdraw my actual vote for that since he's a United rag)

hecate, a couple of people have nominated you already

QueenTinselShadow · 12/12/2008 10:34

Me My name is really good.

can you believe so few people realize that

QueenTinselShadow is
QuintessentialShadow

WhereTheWiseMenWent · 12/12/2008 10:36

Me, obviously.

And Buda, Wilfsell, Hectate, AnyFucker and FAQ.

Am I supposed to type them in full? Surely not.

JumpingJingleBellsDizzy · 12/12/2008 10:46

I like ledogys too

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