MUMSNET II 'The Old Timers'

[RottenOtter]

Is this due to be 'released' soon?????

Is there a secret to which i am not party?

I am 2004 y'know...if there is somewhere you are all going - you can tell me!

pmsl - great crossed posts there!!!

altho......I do know of steps and 'H'

There are very strict rules about what makes you an Old Timer, a MN Yoof, or MN newbie to do with times and dates and how much money has changed hands. Those strict rules will be strictly adhered to at all times.

listen to rooftops

Here's a quid Justine am I in?

Well I know I am in as Justine refused to unsubscribe me even though I begged her

Do you have any woolens ledodgy - if so come on in and have a glass of Sherry Wine?

Tell ya what, you n your mates, into the xmas do for a mere £50 a head - can't say better than that

Yes. All hand knitted even a purple beret. I hope it's sweet sherry otherwise mine is a Cherry B.

Right-oh really must be off upstairs to Bedfordshire. Nighty-night. (Postal orders would be fine too you know - and so much safer.)

Me 2003 but under a different name

justine I will donate if you need me too all good intentions to do so when I finished being a student and got a job (had money)but have had children since and forgot

I bid you fond ladies farewell I realise my true calling is withe the yoofs. innit?

i seek an apprenticeship with the oldies.
anyone fancy training me up?

Come and join da yoofs Dragon if you get are fags and ale you is in. we is avin more fun and have da weed n everythin. Innit.

oh dear.
erm, i'll take a look, but i'm really not sure i'm going to fit in.

I know you watch da hills u will fit rite in!

I wouldn't go there Dragon - they will make you use txtspk & wear a hoodie & drink Lambrusco & white lightning in graveyards...

Well I think you let are def. out. Anyoone should know that all oldies are tucked up with bed warmers long before now!

(I am only here as my ancient bladder can't last a full night

We is drinkin Thunderbirds vintage 1992 and yeah we may go to a graveyard later but atm we is hangin outiside da offy.

red or blue label ledodgy

thunderbird - 'the state' this could be a whole 'nother thread!