Can MNHQ not just organise some sort of vanity promotion comp for the overseas mners?

[Carmenere]

You know some kind of easy question with a prize of light things that could be posted cheaply to shut them up?

I don't want light things, I waant cheese.

I'd be satisfied with good chocolate, I'm easy.

Patronising bump as they seem distressed

i want good stuff

you know

holidays, nights away

winery tours

sports gear

slothing

cosmetics

none of that weenie stuff

we are not easily satisfied [claps hand over dooney girl's mouth]

Honestly MNHQ just something light and easy to post like a mascara or a lipstick and let GGGlimpopo win as she only lives over the channel (whether she enters or not).

I'd like some slothing too eidsvold

Failing that, some clothing. Plenty of sites post overseas.