MNHQ: Your site users will be offline shortly for some essential maintenance

[PsychotherapuTECH]

Following yesterday's corruption of the site by CIV (Collective Insanity Virus) the site usership is known to be affected by:

Munchhausen by Internet
Sleuthing Compulsion
Naivity Syndrome
WTF Syndrome

We will therefore be taking it offline for therapy. Apologies for any inconvenience.

Oh good, I knew Armed Moderators was the only way forward. What about using the Sanctuary as a temporary remand and reprogramming centre for trolls or those suspected of trollery?

I don't think proof should be necessary or anything - and there should be a 92 day period of detention without trial. And ID cards. A general all pervading sense of paranoia and intrigue has already been introduced so that's good. MNHQ need to act now and get tough. We need Justine to step in as Glorious Leader to see us through. Otherwise we will start eating each other's IP addresses.

Have we all caught these things then? When will be getting our vaccinations?

Blocking trolling posters IP addys would work no?

I have to confess I'm a bit of a compulsive sleuth.

No zazen.
Bounty banned em three times yesterday (don't ask) I just renewed my IP every time. Simple.

get away from me you lurgy lot!

I feel I have collective insanity virus and I would love some offline therapy

Oh right VC, I have a permanent IP, haven't had an ISP for yonkers.

well, it seems to be back to normal now: EC is banned.

Shall we get on

For prophylactic purposes, would all those waiting for therapy, please walk through the disinfectant trough at the thread door.

are we there yet? [innocent]

LOL frumpy. I think I overdid the disinfectant, didn't I. Still, you must be cured by now.

yup, totally cured and cleaned out in areas that will smart for years