Hot news - Tech (the original and the best) is in the House

[JustineMumsnet]

He's only passing through for a couple of hours but if there's anything you'd like - an update on American soaps for example - now's the time to ask.

Oh dear - he'll be terribly hurt if no one says hello.

Hello Tech

Have you got a new shed? Do you miss us? Do you miss me most of all?

Helllooooo!

are ouy really fat now?

We just showed him this post from OhWellNeverMind - he's practically suicidal...

and hello btw
where ARE oyu in america

No Comment on the fatboy stuff

tech i am off to costa rica on the mn comp.
Justine has promised me i will win.
and my cat has started psotign on mn,

Are American sheds superior to UK ones?

Are you back to tell off keep an eye on the new techs?

oh and have you seen teh SIZE of the server?

Managed to avoid all the hurricanes then, eh?

HE Caused the hadron hting to collapse

thats why he is skulking

it hink they are all off for a boozy lunch

Did he?

I keep reading the thread title as "Hot Tech is in the house". Is this a deliberate lure?

well i tried JUStine.
i wounded him wiht he chubby hting didnt i?
sory t

I have been staunchly defending your good techy name around here and refusing to allow other posters to refer to YMT and BT as 'tech'

Is he too busy squaring up to BigTech to talk to us?

Or are his fingers too fat to go on the keys

Hello Tech!

Hows "over there" treating you?

Was it Florida you buggered off to moved to?

are you still as hunky as ever with rippling bicepts?

Have you got any interesting new hobbies like alligator-wrestling?

I am:

• OK thank you very much
• Very fat on too many burgers
• Very impressed with the new techs (through clenched teeth one feels one should acknowledge this)
• Regretting coming in cos they've collared me to fix a load of stuff I broke / left undone before I left.
• Off out for a bit of lunch

ooh what are you having for lunch - a Greggs sausage roll@?

With a fruit shoot?