ahem... MNHQ, I emailed you the other day, I wonder if you would be so kind as to...

[fryalot]

reply?

please?

I'm curious, nosey and a tad concerned. I don't really want to go into details on the board, which is why I emailed you about it in the first place, but I would really, really appreciate a response if you have a spare minute or two.

I'll answer for you my darling.

No, they aren't normal and I recommend you visit local STI clinic PDQ

Oh, there's nothing like a thread to get me wondering! I wanna know now and you're not gonna tell me, even if I ask!

but MamaG, your husband said that they were okay!!!!

No I am not a troll Squonk
Yes I do stalk folk

I have spreadsheets...want to see them?

oooh, is that a bit like asking if I want to see your etchings!

um... can I take a rain check?

OK

Hi Squonk - sorry no one's got back to you - it was definitely discussed (I remember picking up a fag end) but think the response has possibly fallen between 2 HQ members
Anyway - promise we'll investigate and revert soonest.

Squonk - you have mail

can i have a reply too please