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Fans of JeremyVile: I have news

33 replies

policywonk · 06/09/2008 21:18

Just got an email - she's well and happy and quite amused to hear that we've been panicking. Has no internet connection at the moment, hence no replies to email and no posting. She says that apparently there are 24 hours in a day if you're not on MN!! Pish and tish. Her and her funny ways.

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theSuburbanDryad · 06/09/2008 21:21

She's so funny, isn't she?

Like RL could be better than MN!

dizzydixies · 06/09/2008 21:22

24? are you sure it was her and not some weirdy troll who is trying to get us to make a fool of ourselves by buying into their strange notions ?!?

Habbibu · 06/09/2008 21:57

Oh yay. I do take it she'll be back when she's bored of this whole 24 hour malarkey.

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policywonk · 06/09/2008 21:59

Oh, I imagine this RL business is a bit like Dungeons and Dragons and that sort of nonsense. She'll soon come round.

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onebatmother · 06/09/2008 22:05

Hurrah!

'Kinell. I was worried there for a minute. What a brill thread Pol.

WooHoo!

She'sVile!She'sNotBeenAroundForAWhile!
IDoBelieveForHerI'dGoTheExtraMile!AndIn GeneralHerEffectOnMeWasQuiteDefinitelyToMakeMeSmile!

WooHoo!

Habbibu · 06/09/2008 22:06

Help! Onebat has eaten a nonchalant fairy and is on a sugar high! Somebody stop her....

BecauseImWorthIt · 06/09/2008 22:10

No internet connection?!

I think we should be organising an MN whip round immediately. Forget the Christmas appeal, this is far more sedrious.

Habbibu · 06/09/2008 22:11

sedrious - is that a very bad combination of seditious and serious?

onebatmother · 06/09/2008 22:12
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policywonk · 06/09/2008 22:13

Good rap.

You're quite right BIWI.

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Habbibu · 06/09/2008 22:14

Oh yes. add more sugar, pol. That will help.

BecauseImWorthIt · 06/09/2008 22:25

Sedrious. Far more serious than serious.

berolina · 06/09/2008 22:29
Smile
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policywonk · 06/09/2008 22:30
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Habbibu · 06/09/2008 22:33
EachPeachPearMum · 06/09/2008 22:39

Glad to hear all is well with her!

MarsLady · 06/09/2008 22:39

Good to hear my doppelganger is still about then... but what is this 24 hour thing of which she speaks?

S1ur · 06/09/2008 23:05

Good work PW.

Now we must get her back before she gets used to this odd new world she's found.

24 hours, pah, everyone knows there are only 12 hours in a day.

1- to BU
1 - to deny BU
2- to advise on shoes
2 - to get tangled in wankery
5 - to get distracted by silliness
1 - to enter the twilight zone

Leaving the important 30 mins quality family time, we're not monsters

BoysAreLikeDogs · 06/09/2008 23:11

[nods sagely]

Oh pshaw to RL

JV we heart you

onebatmother · 06/09/2008 23:12

JeremyVile has brought pleasure to so many

gigglewitch · 06/09/2008 23:16

will somebody please catch that bat?

what is all this nonsense - about 24 hours and no internet connection???????
We all know perfectly well that these things are only the stuff of urban myth and neither actually exists.
Stop writing nonsense.
I'm off to see if the tooth fairy's here yet

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policywonk · 06/09/2008 23:22

It's funny, because when OBM and I were discussing where JV might be, we said 'maybe she just hasn't got her internet connected in her new place' and then instantly dismissed the idea as totally outlandish. We actually found it more likely that she might have been run over by a bus

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gigglewitch · 07/09/2008 00:03

sooooo true

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policywonk · 07/09/2008 14:33

Bump for the daytime Vilers who might not have heard.

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Flamesparrow · 07/09/2008 14:37

24 hours????