Why is this so SLOW tonight? No other site is, I have fast broadband...

[WideWebWitch]

?

[BecauseImWorthIt]

Or maybe you could only allow us access to the search function if we've been really good?

[JustineMumsnet]

You've no chance then.

[BecauseImWorthIt]

But I haven't done anything yet!

Oh, wait, maybe I should. I am supposed to be at work ...

[WideWebWitch]

Please buy another server.
We'll all chip in if it stops that happening again!

[JustineMumsnet]

yeh, yeh - you say that now...

[onepieceoflollipop]

It's ok this morning. Feel a bit sorry for Tech - no one even asked him how he was feeling re his eyes?

We were all so traumatised by our own deprivation.

How are you Tech, after a day of eye treatment followed by an evening of some mners whinging?

[Bumperlicious]

Oh dear, was it my fault then?

[onepieceoflollipop]

I thought that Thursday evenings were a traditionally slow night on mn? Obviously not the case last night!

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

[Carmenere]

NoNoNo, whilst YetMoreTech is obviously a slacker hardworking member of mnhq, and has sore eyes (hope you are ok) we cannot get into the habit of calling him Tech. Otherwise when the real Tech drops in it will be too confusing.

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

Oooopsie.

[WideWebWitch]

Couldn't give a stuff about tech's eyes, I want a NEW SERVER, Waah!

[DoNotAnnoy]

Maybe we call all donate our home PCs and link them all up via the web thingy and make ourselves a server thingy, giving you more umph....that would work no???