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Penis advert??

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BellaTheDarkOverlord · 26/08/2025 08:29

Anyone else getting the advert that looks like someone giving a hand job? It came up on the school rituals thread. It links to the below website but the advert looks like a penis being given a hand job 😱

www.goindigo.in/?&utm_source=criteo_ads&utm_medium=criteo_ads&utm_campaign=criteo_ads_Europe_Inbound_Manchester&cid=Publisher%7CP%7CCriteo_Ads%7CEurope_Inbound_Manchester%7C10June2025&cto_pld=tUDYxfjZAQCbtuR3zrMBmQ

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BellaTheDarkOverlord · 26/08/2025 08:46

Screenshot here

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MsDDxx · 26/08/2025 09:04

😂😂

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 26/08/2025 09:21

I mean I’m no prude or anything but that’s definitely a penis 😂Maybe they’re trying to advertise a good time???

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RandomlyGeneratedTriad · 26/08/2025 09:26

Lolol. Thinking of writing a poem now -

My love is like a red red rose.
His cum is a white flower.
His penis is right by his toes,
Its shaft a rope of power.

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 26/08/2025 09:27

The advertiser clearly knew exactly what they were doing - smutty buggers. 🤣

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 26/08/2025 09:29

RandomlyGeneratedTriad · 26/08/2025 09:26

Lolol. Thinking of writing a poem now -

My love is like a red red rose.
His cum is a white flower.
His penis is right by his toes,
Its shaft a rope of power.

You should go into marketing 🤣

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NoMoreHotHols · 26/08/2025 09:41

Bloody hell.

NewYorkSummer · 26/08/2025 09:45

I’ve just read that thread and all I’m getting is student accommodation and cleaning adverts so now I’m disappointed 😒

BeckyAMumsnet · 26/08/2025 12:58

Was going to come on here and say 'well that's just your very suggestive mind' but actually, it does look like that. Crivvens! We've blocked this ad now.

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 26/08/2025 13:12

Thanks! I would say it’s my dirty mind but luckily others see it too 😂

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GleisZwei · 26/08/2025 13:22

I keep getting this.....edit....it's under review but it's basically lots of bums and German food advice. I'm not German but sometimes type in German.

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HebeMumsnet · 27/08/2025 11:51

Hi there @GleisZwei . Thanks for flagging this. We've blocked this ad now too.

GleisZwei · 27/08/2025 12:57

HebeMumsnet · 27/08/2025 11:51

Hi there @GleisZwei . Thanks for flagging this. We've blocked this ad now too.

Ah, thanks. I found it mildly amusing but can see how others might find it less so.

agentic · 27/08/2025 12:59

BeckyAMumsnet · 26/08/2025 12:58

Was going to come on here and say 'well that's just your very suggestive mind' but actually, it does look like that. Crivvens! We've blocked this ad now.

Crivens is a much underrated and underused word imho. 😂

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 27/08/2025 13:01

Aw spoilsports MN HQ

BeckyAMumsnet · 27/08/2025 16:04

agentic · 27/08/2025 12:59

Crivens is a much underrated and underused word imho. 😂

Edited

We absolutely agree. Perhaps we should use similar words for all weird ads - like that the last one there is showing too much bahookie for our liking. Grin

@ThroughThickAndThin01 sorry - we are the fun sponges of Mumsnet.

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 27/08/2025 18:31

As I screenshotted that phallus it’ll be saved to my photos now 😂

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roycroppersshopper · 27/08/2025 18:45

@BeckyAMumsnet I'm getting ads of 'sexy ladies' shall we say! Then as I scroll it turns into adverts for shoes. Palladium boots infact, that's what currently stalking me on the internet!

I'll try get a screenshot.

roycroppersshopper · 27/08/2025 18:52

Like this, all variations on a theme.

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Kreepture · 27/08/2025 19:07

roycroppersshopper · 27/08/2025 18:52

Like this, all variations on a theme.

either you failed to upload, or they didn't pass the sites filter settings.. which says a lot.

MMBaranova · 27/08/2025 19:13

The original, um, item is an ayurvedic massage potli. I'd post images of them but it is probably best not to. Search if you must.

Whether the advertisement is being straightforward or suggestive I cannot say.

roycroppersshopper · 27/08/2025 19:21

Kreepture · 27/08/2025 19:07

either you failed to upload, or they didn't pass the sites filter settings.. which says a lot.

Indeed! I 100% uploaded the screenshot!

roycroppersshopper · 27/08/2025 20:30

Trying again.

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Kreepture · 27/08/2025 20:59

you get fun adverts.. i still have the fucking duck with the buttbox and.. Funko Pop.

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 30/08/2025 10:48

It’s back 😂I think it’s trying to tailor my adverts to me now I went to the link!

https://www.goindigo.in/?&utm_source=criteo_ads&utm_medium=criteo_ads&utm_campaign=criteo_ads_Europe_Inbound_Manchester&cid=Publisher%7CP%7CCriteo_Ads%7CEurope_Inbound_Manchester%7C10June2025&cto_pld=PqVPTPjZAQBx9SW_nBS-pg

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