Do we HAVE to be subjected to Miriam Stoppard's gurning and shameless attempts to flog us even more baby crap???

[moondog]

She's not even a bloody paediatrician.

She's so 1980's. Move along grandma.

Yes, my question to her is, "How much did they pay you to relinquish your last shred of professional dignity?"

Quite
lol Cornsilk.

You are so right.

The day Annabel Caramel appears touting pastel coloured baby moulis is the day i feck off for good.

you mean I don't need a baby moulis??? even a pastel coloured one???????

but then HOW will I feed my baby a nutritious range of purees?????

Ah if not then obvioulsy you will have to buy a hundredweight of baby food jars.

can I not get the little tinned ones that are always on offer in sainsburys like 6 for £1.50 or something?

I can't believe I said that, I take it back.
I need a range of pastel-coloured food products specifically to use when I wean my baby early which I will only use for 2 months.

she does ramekins and everything! special baby ones like

How come you lot even look at the home page (I assume that's where this is)? I don't see it from one year to the next.

I don't. She frightened me by popping up on a thread.

I can't find it

Here is the homepage if you don't check: www.mumsnet.com

no-one paid any attention to my snippet of information that i put on here last night to say that she works for Nestle!!

Ah, a sort of politically-aware batting. I see.

What is she doing for Nestle? (Not that the details matter much.)

Youre joking Urban???
What thread was that??

it was on Chat last night, hang on will find...

why does that not surprise me

here

LOVING that 2 separate people have described her as "gurning" pmsl

Urban, you needed a more gripping title.I have supplied it.

where is she? I never see things like this - advertising is so wasted on me (and I never see the home page either)
v.cross about Nestle thing

even crosser that lacitivist credentials are being damaged by stubborn non-feeding DS

Gawd, I just saw the thing she's on - has she had multiple facelifts or what? She looks like Lulu!

THE WOMAN IS 71 YEARS OLD! WHAT'S SHE PLAYING AT WITH THE GIRLISH SIMPER?

It's quite a coquettish pose isn't it.

It's wrong, really.