Help I can't log in, anyone else having trouble or have I been deregistered for my own good?

[ImflightbutIcantlogintoday]

Tried to log in because it had gone all funny (pages and stuff)

Not recognised

Furthermore nobody registered under my email address

I think I've become a figment of my own imagination or something. Or maybe MN doesn't like me any more

de-registered for your own good????? they can do that?????

feck!

Aw pet.
Well tbh I'm not sure that they didn't...no explanation forthcoming...yes, that must be it, oh woe...

don't fear, little squonk. I shall protect you

(that was the verb nestle... not the babykilling noun Nestle)

Oh they would deffo deregister you for saying that

I mentioned kitkats last week and nearly got lynched.

we don't mention the N word in this house (shh)