Introducing our newest additions to the Shed - NikitaTech and YetMoreTech (a little belatedly)

[JustineMumsnet]

Yes they are real bonafide Techy types. Nikita is our new developer. YetMoreTech is an all-round techy guru type of guy. You'll see them around the place every now and then but they may not engage in too much conversation what with them being Techies (and if they do you might regret it and find your gaze wandering over their shoulders to other threads with other posters )

Tech (the original and the best) has been put out to pasture is in semi retirement in the Big Apple.

We are still on the look out for his permanent replacement but as he says (often), he's probably irreplacable...

Welcome techie people

Can I be the first to say hello and welcome to this nest of vipers Mumsnet?

Damn - not quick enough!

Awwww i shall miss Tech

Tech's leaving

You need to lock his shed door quick before he gets away .

And then you need to teach the new guys how to converse.....we like them talking back to us

Welcome to the new techs

Oh Tech'll still be popping in I suspect - he won't let a mere five hour time difference and a full time properly paid job stop him I shouldn't think - you know how he loves a chat.

If you listen really carefully you can hear the singing from MNHQ:

You can check out any time you like But you can never leave ....

Welcome new techys

So Justine when will you be posting their particulars and where will you be housing them?

Are they to share the shed or is that why you are considering a chicken coop?

Ah yes, I expect he will be wanting Corrie updates

No battery techs here. Just locally sourced organic techs you know.

BIWI I instantly started singing this

Ahem. Hello Nikita and YetMore.

[clings sobbingly to OriginalTech's ankles]. Enjoy New York. You KNOW you'll not be able to resist fiddling instead of doing whatever corporate tedium you've just signed up for.

Welcome NikitaTech and YetMoreTech .

Now, getting back to my request that I made to that loser OriginalTech that he didn't bother to implement for me.

Can we have an improved search with wildcards and SQL type syntax?

Like 'arf*'

or 'arf????'

and 'arfishy +blog -cod date>ddmmyy'

or something along those lines? It'd make it much easier to stalk people find posts that I'm looking for.

Who let Tech out of the shed???!! Now he's gone and got on (another) plane!

Give people an inch of freedom.. and see!.. they take a mile! (Or thousands!)

And are there no computers in New York, eh? eh? It is the world wide web you know!! Seeing as Tech has discovered the world outside his shed, he could use it to still serve Mumsnet!!!!

Welcome NikitaTech and YetMoreTech

Aha this explains that lol

BALB - one wonders if they're quite up to Tech's standards yet ...

tech??

leaving??

how in gods name has he managed that then??
so many of us have failed...he can't have left.

Helloe to the new blood BTW.

would a big NY company actually employ someone who worked in a shed?

I think he's got this new job under a false ID. Has anyone actually seen his CV??

He'll be back.

you cheeky item

Welcome new techies