Oooolivia... I've thought of a crimbo name for youuuu...

[LadySnowsAlot]

OliviaMumsNetStockingsOnTheChimney

hehehehe....

do you have pins and needles icarus?

SOrry, missed that. Would help if you said it in a brummy accent... Abbayinamanger sort of thing.

I suggested 'JusTinselmumsnet' about 4 weeks ago [nobody cares]

carrie should be easy

how about
CarrieJesusOverToTheMangerMakeSureYouWipeTheAfterbirthOffFirstDon'tWantToMessUpTheStraw

Nope just attention seeking .

It seems to work in a Scottish accent .

little donkey

CarrieMarySafelyOnHerWay

CarriedByDonkeytoBethlehem.

I think mn xmas names should be banned. Mine doesn't work.

Your name sounds like a Dicken's tale already.

VictorianScrooge. Not very erm jolly though.

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Whaddaya reckon? Does the new name suit? Bah, humbug.

No, surely you mean Bah Hunkerbug?

Yes, it looks lovely, Tech

what about Carrieuppapumpumsnet?

no that's really bad, sorry

tech you look smashing gis a twirrrrl!