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From Roget's New Millennium? Thesaurus - Main Entry: classic
Part of Speech: adjective 1
Definition: best
Synonyms: archetypal, capital, champion, classical, consummate, definitive, distinguished, esthetic, excellent, exemplary, famous, fine, finest, first-rate, flawless, ideal, master, masterly, model, paradigmatic, paramount, perfect, prime, quintessential, ranking, standard, superior, top, top-notch, well-known
Or, alternatively, according to Mnetters on this thread, offensive...
[Is there no pleasing some emoticon]