Please can we have a outside smoking shelter with patio heaters......

[2shoescreepingthroughblood]

It gets cold standing outside.

It's virtual you know - you can have a wormhole that transports you to a tropical palm-fringed beach to have your ciggie if that's what you want.

don't you know those heaters contribute to global warming?

why don't i get you a noose instead? cuz all smokers are on hte road to death - everyone else is immortal - and will contract some nasty disease from their quasi-legal habit.

you should be ashamed of yourself!

you selfish cow!

bet you would like to laugh and make merry, too, whilst smoking your filthy fag?

well, off to fuck with this idea!

Brass monkeys brrrr.....

where's the victim mentality smiley?

Come over here - I have fingerless gloves for us all!
Not stylish, not chic but do the job!!

What about the neighbours 2shoes......

WONT ANYBODY THINK ABOUT THE ^NEIGHBOURS?!

expat how could you be so ......horrid.
and to think I saved you a fag

cool, 2!

let me pour us some virtual pints, too.

let's piss of the neighbours, shall we?

always the rebel, me.

you mean we can laugh........loudly

Nay, let's not laugh, let's bray very loudly and whatever you do, do not ponce a fag off me if you 'don't smoke'!!

can we have biscuits as well please.

This shouldn't be a problem - we'll get right on to it as soon as we've launched customisable talk - this afternoon!!!!!!!!!!

nutters

"It is illegal to smoke anywhere in this building"