come read the new survey haiku and enter to win

[JJ]

Fill in our survey
You could win vouchers, you see
It is a good thing

So should I enter?
The winter sun is chilly
Maybe I'll join in

I am inordinately attracted by the haiku entry prompt .. well done

the first cold shower;
even the monkey seems to want
a little coat of straw.

I have done it
Please send to me in NZ
I need nice things

No, it's the only one I've ever heard, and it was sent to me in a christmas card. I should read more, but do they work well in translation? That cherries thing is a bit haiku ish isn't it? Does that count as two?

Terror-ism as childs balloon pops
Like a reaction milk spilled, or poured
the sun still shines on

We went to the zoo
but a horse bit my baby.
He screamed - I cried too.

It's true! It happened yesterday, it was awful.

I have completed
And noted activities
And counted the guilt

I have completed.
The form gives such guilt to me
In this cold winter.

argh Boco I should,
have refreshed. Now feel guilty
of plagerism.

No need to feel guilt
from a survey that just wants
to suck out the stats.

i can't do haikus
but have filled in your survey
la la laaa
thank you

Why no Anglia
In location option?
It is a real place.

The guilt; oh, the guilt
I have filled in the survey.
Now I want to weep!

Jo Malone? She makes
candles that cost forty quid
...and fools of us all.

Still, I have entered
I want to know how it feels
To watch money burn.

I also thought that,
has our county eroded?
I put the South East.

The deed is done
images of scented candles & bathrobes
This Autumn

I can't do Haiku's
I don't no what they are really.
But could you please fill it in nevertheless?

Oh shoot - stray apostrophe too [shame].

oh double shoot - I can't do emoticons either [double shame].

If the new talk change
Is too much for a Thursday
Fill this in instead.

I don't no