Ok if you refreshed and became another poster for the evening (a la Mars and JeremyVile), who would be the funniest person for you to end up as?

[FrannyandZooey]

I am thinking if Cod turned into Aviatrix it would amuse me

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Actually, after today, I could be anyone who's ever started a thread about feeling cold-shouldered by the school-gate clique...

OMG I am feeling a frisson of pure pleasure here at possibly being (unwittingly)centre of the drama that caused DC to flounce after MNHQ contact (okay, I know it's sad but I am usually an 'extra' rather than centre stage so allow me my moment of fame )

I think DC may have been told off because he called me something rather offensive on this thread www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=2724&threadid=353031#7192180

OK, am not being overly self important here. It wasn't because it was me that was insulted - it was the choice of word he used that was offensive - especially if you are sensitive to SN issues (which hopefully most of us are)

Going to look a right chump if I've got it wrong (nothing new there then)

haha franny in trub
ihave to enter passowrd everytime too and "godyouaregorgeous" takes a long time totype

who is avatrix franny

your DH will love these Pruners...

actually I would like to be hmc
but the old, fiery hmc before she got all mellow

aviatrix is very cool but an anti-shopper, cod, so you'll have to give up gratuitous buying of Lancome Juicy Tubes and the like...

Thanks I think harpsi - the fight went out of me, battle weary and beleaguered, I sought out the safe territory of inoffensiveness

tragic innit

well theres one thing i aint and its cool
always wnated to be never was

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oh I like the new you hmc you seem much happier
but I liked the old you too
although she used to scare me

Aww shucks - this will sound sycophantic but I like you too

(babyword style hugs and warm sentiments)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, knit me a pair of those in 3XL would you Pruners? DP has just gone wild

that's no good hmc his messages were deleted!

I was drove against the arrows by accident and a bloke put his head out of his window and said 'those arrows aren't for the indians you know'

nobody likes a smart arse

He used the word 'cretin'

as a term of abuse...

HMC can you tell us what it rhymed with?

oops sorry Justine did not see you there

is mars jeremy vile then?

oooh cross posts

now let's DROP IT girls you HEARD what Justine said

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Avi is fab serene lentil weaver

very slightly aloof

I think cretin used to be term to describe someone of particular level of educational subnormality