on the " best gift for parents of newborns" id like to complain

[FluffyMummy123]

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oh mn is dull as a dull thing today

where is this list?

I think you should take away time and replace it with a postnatal doula!

All well with you codliver or just needing a wee moan? How were your hols?

A voucher for a full body massage is the way to go - hmmm - lovely jubbly.

I would have liked to get a nice photo (or indeed ohoto) album as a present.

It would have gathered dust big time though.

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Its nice that you are now announcing in thread titles that you are going to be complaining

Very gracious.

I know what you mean about farking octopull toys.

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Me too Malory.
Best friend came to ward with 2 chilled bottles of champagne and enough (real) glasses for all my visitors. Fab.
Agree photo album not a great present unless someone takes lots of pics of your newborn and puts them all in for you and then presents it.

Best present I could have this time is a huge blob of pate, a nice sweet bottle of white wine and a big bag of peanuts.

I dont know, I think everyone else stores them up when they get them as gifts and passes them on lack a bad christmas present.

like a bad christmas present...

Well thanks for the feedback, but the beauty of this lovely new review system is that you can post your feedback directly on the reviews and add your own top ideas if you dosagree with the ones up there (though do try and go easy on the swearing - don;t want to frighten all the newbies with newborns away ). Go on, have a go, it'll make Tech's day...

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